Space Junk: One man’s junk is another man’s treasure. Gems found while sifting through the trash of our digital wasteland. I've never met "Spooky Chick" in person, but through her words I feel as if I've known her my whole life. From reading her many reviews I know that she is a big boned middle aged woman who hopes to have children of her own some day. She seems to love chocolate, sex toys, baby sitting, and g-d. Here is her story told through her medium of choice: the Amazon.com customer review. Corn 5.0 / 5 stars Corn: A staple of everyone's healthy diet I love this kind of sweet corn, suckas! Corn is the one vegetable that I would literally die for. Sometimes I prepare it plain, sometimes I will just slather the heck out of it with butter or a butter-substitute. When I am really ready to live on the proverbial edge, I will send my sodium levels SKY high and just shake the ever-loving crap out of my salt-shaker. Yumm to the Nth degree, y'all! Tampax Tampons (Lites) 5.0 / 5 stars Good for young teens! I know for a fact these are perfect for those new to the curse! I've made a great hullabaloo in many reviews about my "other job": babysitting my friend's daughters. I sure as h-e-l-l want a couple rugrats myself, but haven't met Mr. Dreamboat (aka Studmeister!). It'll happen. But as for this product from Tampax, they are really well-suited to, you guessed it, teens. I had to insert it for Jane (not her real name) the first time, as her mom was unavailable and it was fair to call that an emergency. She's gotten the hang of it since then, but has still not learned to dispose of them properly (another story!). Portable Toilet Thing 5.0 / 5 stars The best value and a life-saver during road trips! When you do a lot of driving (like I used to do when managing a mid-level rock band, don't ask me to name names but yes - they were definitely moderately successful), urine-related emergencies are inevitable. I suppose there must be a reason so many female-urinals are higher priced, but when I'm on the road, I use the Guardian. Men have it easier (don't they seem to in most cases? Those rats!) as they can easily aim into an empty bottle, can, or other receptacle (I once witnessed - with God as my witness - a man use an empty Big Mac container - back in the good old days when they were made of styrofoam, it wouldn't work now obviously since they are in cardboard boxes). But this unit has served me well and cleans up quite easily. One will last you as long as you need it, which makes the price hard to beat Teach Yourself Fucking by Tuli Kupferberg 2.0 / 5 stars I didn't learn anything from it Please don't mistake this for an instructional guide, as I did. Hungry Man TV Dinners 2.0 / 5 stars Politically Incorrect says a white neo-femme I'm a gal who loves to chow down, and Swanson satifies my ample tum-tum. But come on, this is the 21st Century - they need to change the name to Hungry-Person. I'm a proud neo-feminist and our numbers are growing (you know who you are ladies, if you haven't jumped on the bangwagon yet, get with the freakin' program!). This male-centric crud is what we've been fighting for years. When Swanson makes the change, I'll start eating their TV dinners again (to be honest, I do allow myself one per month!). Unite. Godiva Chocolate 5.0 /5 stars I'm a Godiva-Diva My friends, Godiva is worth every penny. Times have been tough and I've gone without "the G" for some time now, but if you have the disposable income I say: Go(diva) For It! (New rap follows below) I'm a Godiva-eatin' ofay, Wouldn't have it any other way The chocolate is silky smooth, Too much'll make your bowels move It cost a lot - but please indulge, Put on weight - call it 'Godiva-bulge' "Gold Box Fever" is what I call it, Don't be a tight-wad - pry open yo' wallet! WORD. CommentsButch 02/22/2012 4:29pm
I have read this woman's reviews too, they are hilarious. Leave a Reply |  CategoriesAll   |
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