Dear Car Alarms,
Why do you have to be so annoying? I realize your purpose, and I appreciate you for that, but why can’t you be more melodic? When I hear that my car is being stolen, the last thing that I want to be reminded of is my own droning, monotonous, overwhelming existence. Trust me; I know how loud noises can be fun. And that one day in the back yard, we definitely had a connection… but I think we can both stand to make some changes… You jump, I jump, Car Alarms. If I can stop cursing at children, you can stop disturbing my naps.
Madly,
W.B.R.H.