Space Junk: One man’s junk is another man’s treasure. Gems found while sifting through the trash of our digital wasteland. 

I've never met "Spooky Chick" in person, but through her words I feel as if I've known her my whole life. From reading her many reviews I know that she is a big boned middle aged woman who hopes to have children of her own some day. She seems to love chocolate, sex toys, baby sitting, and g-d. Here is  her story told through her medium of choice: the Amazon.com customer review.

Corn     
5.0 / 5 stars Corn: A staple of everyone's healthy diet
I love this kind of sweet corn, suckas! Corn is the one vegetable that I would literally die for. Sometimes I prepare it plain, sometimes I will just slather the heck out of it with butter or a butter-substitute. When I am really ready to live on the proverbial edge, I will send my sodium levels SKY high and just shake the ever-loving crap out of my salt-shaker. Yumm to the Nth degree, y'all!

Tampax Tampons (Lites)     
5.0 / 5 stars Good for young teens!
I know for a fact these are perfect for those new to the curse! I've made a great hullabaloo in many reviews about my "other job": babysitting my friend's daughters. I sure as h-e-l-l want a couple rugrats myself, but haven't met Mr. Dreamboat (aka Studmeister!). It'll happen. But as for this product from Tampax, they are really well-suited to, you guessed it, teens. I had to insert it for Jane (not her real name) the first time, as her mom was unavailable and it was fair to call that an emergency. She's gotten the hang of it since then, but has still not learned to dispose of them properly (another story!).
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